How Do I Get There?

An event that actually occurred:

 

(during a church lesson one Sunday)

 

Recorded/synthesized voice: Go 100 yards on (street church is on).

 

Recorded/synthesized voice: Turn right on (a larger street near church)

 

Recorded/synthesized voice: Continue 4 miles

 

(person retrieves cell phone out of pocket, turns off the turn-by-turn directions, turns to silent mode, and puts back pocket)