Can't Blow Hard Enough (Alternately "Burning Down the House")

(child 2 and child 3, age 5 and 3 respectively, blowing hard as they can while very panicked)

(parent walks in and blows out the match as it burns close to child's finger)

...

(child 2 and 3 very sad)

Parent: Do you know why you were disciplined?

Children: Yes. We lit matches and lit candles

(parent blows out candles)

(children extra sad and dejected that candles are no longer lit)

Child 2: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ....

Child 3: STOP YA SHOW OFF!!!!!!!!!!!