Bed Time

(getting home from work with 2 of 3 children in bed)

 

Child 3: Dad, I want more food before I go to bed

 

Dad: OK, here is some left over dinner

 

Child 3: NO!  I want Rudy's (that you brought home for mom and dad)

 

(Some Rudy's and one PB&J later)

 

Dad: OK, time to go up to your room and get in bed

 

Child 3: No.  I am sleeping the guest bedroom

 

Dad: Why not in your room?

 

Child 3: (child 2) is in there and he SNORES!!!!!

 

Dad: How do you know he snores?

 

Child 3: Because when he is in there I can't even sleep

 

Dad: But he is asleep and totally quiet

 

Child 3: SO??!!!!