HEY

At a 3 year old well-child check-up:

 

(Parent and Dr talking while child is chatting away)

 

Dr: OK, now I need to take his pants off (which chatting child does not hear)

 

Parent: OK

 

(Dr starts to remove child's pants)

 

(Child quickly raises his hand up like a "stop")

 

Child: HEY! HEY! HEY! WHAAATTTT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!!!!!!