Barney

(while driving down the road)

Child 2: LOOK! That is where the people go to get burried when they are DEAD DEAD DEAD in the ground

Mom: Son, I am... from now on you are only going to watch Barney! No more Looney Toons or Tom and Jerrry!

Child 2: But mom, look! That IS where they put the people in the ground who are dead!

Child 1: MOM! We can't watch Barney! That is for BABIES!!!! And it is SO borrrrrrrrring!