Starting Line Up

(while watching a recent BYU Football game)

 

Child (age 5): Harvey Unga (Pronounced "Una")?  Harvey Unga?  Is that like Harvey One?

 

TV Announcer: At Full back Fui Vakapuna  

 

Child: Fui WHO???  Fui Guacamole?  Who are these people?

 

Parent:  They are players on the BYU football team!

 

Child:  Those are crazy names!