Lightsaber

Parent:  You have to take off your bike helmet and leave lightsaber (a 2' piece of thin PVC pipe spray painted florescent red with black electrical wrapped on as a handle) in the car while we go in and get your brother from preschool

 

Child (age 3): I want to take it

 

Parent: Put it in the car, we need to go

 

(child puts lightsaber all the way down his pants and starts walking)

 

(funny looks by many at a young boy walking through the preschool wearing a red bike helmet and a PVC pipe sticking out of his pants)