Just a Picture Of Him

Child (age 3): Help me get dressed in my Darth Vader costume

 

Parent: OK....

 

Child: I want to scare the neighbors

 

(child comes back in house)

 

Child: They think I am the REAL Darth Vader!!!  But I am just a picture of him.

 

Child (now talking to self): Ah!  I got my hand cut off!