Go To Church

Child (age 3...): I don't want to go to church.  I am going to stay home

 

Parent: Who is going to watch you

 

Child: Mom

 

Parent: Mom, Dad, and your brother and sister are all going to go.  There will be no one to watch you if you stay home

 

Child:  Hmm, well... I will watch my self!  I can turn on Star Wars!

 

Parent: Who is going to take care of you?  Who will wipe your bum?

 

Child: I will.  Wipe, wipe, wipe!

 

Other Parent: Wow!  You know to wipe your own bum?

 

Child: Ya, I can wipe it