Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Puppy facts of life

Mom: Kids, bring the puppies in

Mom: Oh, poor baby is still going

Child 3: A baby is coming out?!

Mom: NO. Not a baby coming out, going poop.

Child 3: Sister told me that I came out of your bum.

Child 1: I thought that babies come out the mommy's bum!

Mom: No, babies do NOT come out the mommy's bum! Why do you think that?

Child 1: I saw it on (the movie) Black Beauty. Where do babies come out then?

Mom: Babies come out the birth canal

Child 1 & 3: THE WHAT???

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