Facts of life

(after finishing reading of "Where Babies Come From")

Mom: So do you have any questions?

Child 1 (age 7): Only like a million!

Mom: OK, what is your first question?

Child 1: How do ants have babies?

(Dad answers)

Child 1: What happens in a human if there are 3 sperms and only 2 eggs, what happens then? What does the sperm do? Does it just die inside you?

Mom: (starting to blush) UH..... ya....

Child 1: Gross!!! where does it go? What does it do? How are baby seals born?

Mom: Like all other animals

Child 1: Do the mom and dad just come up together?

Mom: (face starting to get rather flush) Yes

Child 2 (age 5): Is my penis right here? (points to pajama bottoms) Mom, where is your penis? I think it is exactly right HERE (points...)

Mom: (face completely flush with embarrassment) Girls don't have a penis. Only boys do.

Child 2: No, I am sure yours you have one right HERE. (points again)

Child 1: How do mommys make the milk for babies?

Dad: A mommy's body automatically gets ready and has milk when it needs it when the baby is born

Child 2: I want to eat a fertilized chicken egg, not just an unfertilized one!

Mom, Dad, and Child 1 together: EWWW! That would be gross to crack open an egg and have a gooey chick inside!

Child 3 (age 4): How do spiders have babies?

(Dad answers)

Child 3: How are storm troopers born?

Dad: Storm troopers are people. So they are born like people.

Child 3 (yells): HOW ARE STORM TROOPERS BORN??? HOW ARE STORM TROOPERS BORN?? HOW ARE STORM TROOPERS BORN???