Salsa

Child (age 3): Dad, can I have some chips and salsa?

Parent: Sure, here you go

Child: Dad, this salsa is really spicy!

Parent: It is salsa, what did you expect?

Child: Then can you put some cream in it?

Parent: You want cream in it?

Child: Yes. To make it less spicy. But not too sour, because if cream is too sour, that means it is just bad.